1 00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:05,631 ♪ Some walk by night ♪ 2 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:10,761 ♪ Some fly by day ♪ 3 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:14,598 ♪ Nothing could change you ♪ 4 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:20,187 ♪ Set and sure of the way ♪ 5 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:24,858 ♪ There is the sun and moon ♪ 6 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:29,404 ♪ They sing their own sweet tune ♪ 7 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:34,201 ♪ Watch them when dawn is due ♪ 8 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:38,914 ♪ Sharing one space ♪ 9 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:43,502 ♪ We'll walk by night, babe ♪ 10 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:48,090 ♪ We'll fly by day ♪ 11 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:52,427 ♪ Moonlighting strangers ♪ 12 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:59,434 ♪ Who just met on the way ♪ 13 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:49,086 Morning! 14 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:59,805 Nothing nicer for a young brave than to have his breakfast prepared by his squaw. 15 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,599 - Squaw? - There is one thing nicer: 16 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,268 The traditional breakfast eve festivities. 17 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:08,438 - Really? - Should try my sausage and eggs sometime. 18 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:12,818 - Serve it right there on the mattress. - Breakfast on bed. How you. 19 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,528 Sit. 20 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,447 I do "roll over" too. 21 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,290 Guess you can't blow your nose on these babies, huh? 22 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,588 This beats the hell out of reading the back of a cereal box. 23 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:36,258 Thanks. I think. 24 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:41,388 - So... - Yeah, right. So... what? 25 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,975 - What what? - Don't "what what" me. You know you didn't call me in here 26 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,185 at the crack of dawn because we don't see enough of each other. 27 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,353 You got something on your mind. 28 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,563 Nothing's on my mind. 29 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:51,773 You know what I mean. 30 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,694 All right. I do have something to tell you. 31 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:58,530 Some good news, I think. Some wonderful news, I think. 32 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,408 - No kidding. - No kidding. Heard of Lou LaSalle? 33 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,410 - Lou LaSalle? - Lou LaSalle. 34 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:08,373 As in Lou LaSalle Investigations? Lou LaSalle Armored Cars? 35 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,375 Lou LaSalle Securities? That Lou LaSalle? 36 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,295 That Lou LaSalle. He called me yesterday. 37 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,880 - No kidding. - No kidding. 38 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:19,926 - Lou LaSalle called us? - Well, me. Us. Yeah. 39 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,429 That's great. That's amazing. 40 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,890 That's like Ford buying a car from GM. 41 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,184 That's like Macy's calling Gimbels. That's like Hefner 42 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:29,394 calling Gaccione to try and fix him up with a date. 43 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,396 - What's he want? What's he need? - Well-- 44 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:34,983 - Lou LaSalle wants to hire us. I love it. - Well... 45 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,486 he doesn't want to hire us. 46 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,738 - He wants to buy us. - Excuse me? 47 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:41,448 He wants to buy us. 48 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,950 What do you mean, he wants to buy us? 49 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,660 You and me? Buy us away from here? 50 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,621 I mean the agency, the whole thing. 51 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,080 Lock, stock, and bad debts. 52 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,501 - And? - And what? 53 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,710 And you said? 54 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,463 And I said... 55 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,342 ... yay. 56 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,054 You did, huh? 57 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,060 Morning, Mr. Addison. 58 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,356 So long, Mr. Addison. 59 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,692 Morning, Miss Hayes. 60 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,238 Bye-bye, Miss Hayes. 61 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,826 David. 62 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,538 Did you really say "yay"? 63 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:31,122 Not to him, to myself. 64 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,499 To him I said I'll think about it. 65 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,959 Sounds like you thought about it. 66 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,293 You're taking this personally. 67 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,962 It's not personal. It's business. 68 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,088 Just business. 69 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,258 Just business, huh? 70 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,261 Is that what the past 10 months have been about? Just business? 71 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,390 We've already played this scene, lady. 72 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:53,103 First time you came in, you said, "Mr. Addison, I wanna close this place up. 73 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:56,439 Sell all the fixtures, try to get out of the lease, send everybody home. 74 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:57,816 Nothing personal, just business." 75 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,445 Well, I managed to talk you out of it that time. 76 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,824 I told you I thought we could make a go of it. 77 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,370 - Well, I thought we did. - Who said we didn't? 78 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,039 Well, I'm not through yet. We are not through. 79 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,833 You sell this place now, you know what you're gonna get? 80 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,001 - Lots of money. - Robbed! 81 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,544 - Robbed? - Robbed! Why do you think 82 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,254 - the leech wants to buy? - I don't know, 83 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,922 but I want to close the deal before it wears off. 84 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,049 Because he sees what I see. What you can't see. 85 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,801 That we've just begun to hit our stride. 86 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,761 And we-- we're just getting to the best part, that-- 87 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,805 That what? What else? 88 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:32,851 What other nonsense can you think to say to change my mind? 89 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:42,027 David, forget that neither of us is a terrific detective. 90 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,987 Neither of us is any kind of businessperson. 91 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,031 - Speak for yourself. - Lou LaSalle knows how to 92 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,825 run a detective agency. He has connections. He has clout. 93 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,702 You're Maddie Hayes, for crying out loud. 94 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:53,163 You're a bigger shot than Lou LaSalle ever was or ever will be. 95 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:56,833 As a model, not as a detective. I'm not someone you call when you have trouble. 96 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,501 - I hate that you're doing this. - You know what I'm saying is true. 97 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,837 - No, I don't. - The Rockefellers have a problem, 98 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:02,088 they call Lou LaSalle. 99 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,465 The Kennedys have a problem, 100 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:04,758 - they call Lou LaSalle. - Big deal. 101 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,676 When any big shot has a problem, 102 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,511 - who do you think they call? - I don't care who they call. 103 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,430 Who calls us, David? 104 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,602 - I'm gonna go have breakfast somewhere else. - Nobody, David. 105 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:16,728 - Maybe later. - Don't hurry. 106 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:17,812 - I won't. - Good! 107 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:18,938 - Great! - Wonderful! 108 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:19,773 Terrific! 109 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,452 - Morning. - Yeah, right. 110 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:38,792 Give me a Bloody Mary. Easy on the blood, heavy on the Mary. 111 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,440 Yeah? 112 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,901 How about a mop? 113 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:09,614 Let's see, is that, uh, vermouth, grenadine, and a touch of-- 114 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,533 No. A real mop. 115 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,244 Like for floors. 116 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,539 For crying... 117 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,083 I'll pay for a plumber. 118 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,044 Sorry. 119 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:44,232 Didn't mean to step in your saliva, man. 120 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,111 I smell. 121 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,825 No, I mean, I know I smell. 122 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,536 I can smell me. 123 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:57,954 What's her name? 124 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,666 It's not a her. It's an it. 125 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:02,792 What's its name? 126 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,086 It's a job. 127 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,629 A job I'm about to lose. 128 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,214 There's a lot of that going around. 129 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,468 I worked my tail off for six years. 130 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,428 Always there when the boss needed me. 131 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,680 Sometimes before he needed me. 132 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,474 Beating him to the office every day. 133 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,142 Not leaving 'til he leaves. 134 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,560 No "thank yous." 135 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,480 No "happy birthdays." No nothing. 136 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,316 Just blind faith that someday he's gonna look up and say, 137 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:29,319 "Mr. West, how would you like to be a supervisor? 138 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:32,155 Or a manager or a vice president?" 139 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,240 You know, today is the first day of work I've missed 140 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,658 the whole time I've been with him? 141 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,209 What'd you do? 142 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,544 I lost his phone numbers. 143 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:50,673 - Babes? - No, business numbers. 144 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,842 From my office. They were stolen. 145 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,637 Millions of numbers in the book, pal. All free. 146 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:58,223 - Why would somebody want to steal yours? - Well, they didn't. 147 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,266 I'm sure it was a mistake. 148 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,019 Burglars cleaned us out a couple nights ago. 149 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,563 I guess they took the Rolodex by accident. 150 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:11,319 Well, if it was an accident, and they were stolen... 151 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,446 your boss can't be that big a jerk, can he? 152 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,156 He's Thornton Wellman. 153 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,033 "The" Thornton Wellman? 154 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,995 - The banker? - And diplomat. And financier. 155 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:23,623 Yesterday, Wellman came out of his office: 156 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,584 "Mr. West, get me so-and-so on the line." 157 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,505 Most of his business is talking to people. 158 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:33,633 And if I don't have the Rolodex, I can't get so-and-so on the line. 159 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,053 And if I can't get so-and-so on the line, I can forget about moving up. 160 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,764 The timing is terrific. 161 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:43,017 There are slots opening above me, and now this happens. 162 00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:47,313 - Tell him to get a phone book. - These are not phone book numbers. 163 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,024 These are keep-'em- under-lock-and-key numbers. 164 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:53,194 Which is why when I tell him what happened, he's gonna look at me and say, 165 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,113 "The Rolodex wasn't locked in the safe?" 166 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,322 And I'm gonna have to say, 167 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,867 "No, Mr. Wellman. This one day-- 168 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:02,745 this one day in six years, I left it out." 169 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,123 And then he's gonna do two things. 170 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,000 He'll fire me. 171 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,170 - And then he'll call Lou LaSalle. - Lou LaSalle? 172 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,256 Lou LaSalle, sherlock to the stars. 173 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,966 His security guy. 174 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,676 Everyone's security guy. 175 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,599 I'd rather have lost my arm than that Rolodex. 176 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,945 Tell the bartender this is for the mess I made. 177 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,204 What would happen if you didn't tell Wellman just yet? 178 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,041 - Excuse me? - What would happen if you didn't tell Wellman 179 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,169 and he didn't tell LaSalle, and you and I went and looked for the Rolodex? 180 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:56,007 - Why would we do that? - Well, as fate has it, I'm a detective. 181 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,259 And I wouldn't mind solving a case for Thornton Wellman. 182 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,386 I'd like to help you, Mr. West. 183 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,388 - Phil. - Phil. 184 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,765 I also see a way to help myself. 185 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:08,353 - Okay. You're on, Mr...? - Addison. David Addison. 186 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,732 Blue Moon Investigations. 187 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,734 Get in some trouble? We're there on the double. 188 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,070 Wife a philanderer? Don't worry. We'll handle her. 189 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,155 Need someone trailed? We've never failed. 190 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,240 We break every case. We meet every goal. 191 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,619 And what's more, aquí se habla español. 192 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,123 Sorry, no comprendo. 193 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,167 Hi. 194 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,046 Madelyn Hayes? 195 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,465 No. 196 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,050 But thank you. 197 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,426 Did someone call for me? 198 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,270 They're beautiful. 199 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,315 And they smell so... floral. 200 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,110 "Maddie, welcome aboard. See you tonight." 201 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,238 Welcome aboard? 202 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,827 What are we doing here? Why'd you call me down here? 203 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,121 I've never been in a pawnshop before. 204 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:13,793 So big. So bright. It's so-- 205 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,879 - I know that typewriter. - It's a nice store, Phil. No need to raise our voice. 206 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:20,633 No, I know that typewriter. I know this copier. 207 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,428 I have been intimate with that VCR and that Trinitron. 208 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,638 - Do you have any pictures of that? - It must be here. 209 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,641 - The Rolodex must be here. - Uh, can I help you with something? 210 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:33,104 We were just admiring your vast array of office equipment. 211 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,523 Yeah, I just got this merchandise in. 212 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,692 Belonged to a wealthy businessman. 213 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,944 - No kidding. - No kidding. 214 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,195 No kidding. 215 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,489 That's funny. 216 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,033 Because this stuff reminds my friend 217 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,701 of equipment he used to work with at work. 218 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,119 Until it was stolen the other night. 219 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,245 You a cop? 220 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,081 No. But I know how to dial 911. 221 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,126 Yeah, well, uh... 222 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,545 what is it that you said you were looking for again? 223 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:01,883 Rolodex. Big thing, sits on a desk, used to hold office numbers. 224 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,385 About yay big, holds about 4,000 cards. 225 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,430 Wouldn't surprise me a bit if it came in as part of this collection. 226 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,641 And, uh, that's what you looking for? 227 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:15,271 Yeah, well, see, I don't know nothin' about no, uh... 228 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,149 phone books or Rolodexes or nothin' like that. 229 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,317 Hey. 230 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,445 I know you don't. But suppose a guy comes in 231 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,947 with a bunch of office equipment he wants to pawn. 232 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,492 Some you could use, some you couldn't. 233 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,826 What do you do with the some you couldn't? 234 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,416 Oh, my goodness. 235 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,462 Did you just drop this 20 on the floor? 236 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,340 Yeah. I'm sure you did. 237 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,053 That was very thoughtful of you. 238 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,807 Did you, uh, check in the dumpster out back? 239 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,184 The garbage? 240 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,772 It's empty. 241 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,648 Gone. 242 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,485 That's it. It's over. 243 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,362 Finished. Kaput. 244 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,657 - I'm over. Finished. Kaput. - Wait a second. Wait a second. 245 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,534 It's not over. You're not over. 246 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,077 It's just not here, that's all. 247 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,287 That's all? That's all? 248 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,747 What are you suggesting? 249 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,415 - To the dump. - To the dump? 250 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,376 To the dump, to the dump, To the dump, dump, dump. 251 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,321 Aren't you coming? 252 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,412 Aren't you just a little intimidated? 253 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,294 Okay. Maybe a little. 254 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,629 Mr. Addison, it could be anywhere in there. 255 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,090 We are talking about a Rolodex and paper cards. 256 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,426 Little Rolodex. Little cards. 257 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,343 Look at that thing. 258 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,264 It's mammoth. It's huge. 259 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,932 But, Phil, that's okay. It's all right. 260 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,894 - The guard told me where to look for it. - He did? 261 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,354 Sure. He said it was right... 262 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,442 ... over there. 263 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,944 No. Forget it. Case closed. 264 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,780 Phil. Phil. 265 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,618 Phil? 266 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,746 Phil, roll down the window. 267 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,626 Phil, how can I help you if you won't talk to me? 268 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,013 What seems to be the problem, Phil? 269 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,140 - That. - What about it? 270 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,060 What about it? Smell it. 271 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:00,937 You want me to walk in that? 272 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,855 Stand in that? Work in that? 273 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,441 But the Rolodex is buried somewhere out there, Phil. 274 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,610 - But that's garbage. - No, it's not. 275 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,195 That's the honest-to-God truth, Phil. 276 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,488 No, I mean-- 277 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,157 I mean that's garbage. 278 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,409 It's filled with things people have used and thrown away. 279 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:18,162 It's filled with things people have eaten. It's-- 280 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,040 it's filled with things people couldn't flush. 281 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,459 Get out of the car, Phil. 282 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,753 I'm not going to. It's not worth it. 283 00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,463 Look at what I've done. 284 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,840 Look at where I've come to, and for what? 285 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,426 I'm hungover. I haven't got a penny in my pocket. 286 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,513 And now you are proposing that I dig through acres of garbage and waste 287 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,599 and filth, just so I can keep my job answering Wellman's phone? 288 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,560 It's not worth it. 289 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,520 Well, I think it is. 290 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,274 What do you think I was doing in that bar this morning? 291 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,276 - Getting boomered. - Right. 292 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,528 And you wanna know why I was getting boomered? 293 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,404 Nope. 294 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,992 Because you are not the only one, Phil. 295 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,703 You are not the only guy to get up one morning and discover 296 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,871 that he doesn't matter to his boss and his company. 297 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,541 No, sirree. You are not alone in that department, my friend. 298 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,417 I'm not? 299 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,088 I need to find that Rolodex, man. 300 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,965 I need to be introduced to Thornton Wellman. 301 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,301 I need to ace out Lou LaSalle. 302 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:16,178 Because I have to prove something to myself and to the lady I work with. 303 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,222 Just like you have something to prove to yourself. 304 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,932 I don't need to prove anything. I'm just trying to hang on to my job. 305 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,184 And that is why I am going up that mountain, Phil. 306 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,020 And I'm gonna dig with this shovel, Phil. 307 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,563 And I'm gonna find that Rolodex, Phil. 308 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,023 Are you with me, Phil? 309 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,108 No. 310 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,906 You don't get out of that car, I'm gonna kill you, Phil. 311 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,533 And bury you out here, Phil. 312 00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,383 ♪ Be all that you can be ♪ 313 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,852 It's not that I'm not sure. It's just... 314 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,312 that I'm not certain. 315 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,773 I'm sorry, Maddie. 316 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,524 I don't understand these jitters. 317 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,984 Humor me, Lou. 318 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,861 Who wouldn't want to? 319 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,114 And that's my point. 320 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,784 When someone calls me, don't you think that someone 321 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,411 would be thrilled to be sitting right where I'm sitting now 322 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,413 and pour their problems out to you? 323 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,166 I guess so. 324 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,293 I just wanna be involved. 325 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,336 And you will be. 326 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,547 Maddie... 327 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,593 ... you like, uh, examining bullet wounds? 328 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,389 Well, do you like climbing trees, 329 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,473 peeking through windows? 330 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,891 Hardly. 331 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,769 Well, neither do I. 332 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,605 That's not why a Maddie Hayes goes into business 333 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,524 with a Lou LaSalle. 334 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,194 Why is this so hard for you? 335 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,655 You're a bright, beautiful woman. 336 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,074 Let me give you the chance to live like one. 337 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,869 ♪ It's off to work we go ♪ 338 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,871 ♪ We'll keep on digging all night long ♪ 339 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,623 ♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪ 340 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,375 ♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪ 341 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,293 It's back to work we go ♪ 342 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,379 ♪ We dug some trash, We need some cash ♪ 343 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,506 ♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪ 344 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,383 ♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪ 345 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,010 ♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♪ 346 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,560 You are a great finder, sir. 347 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,646 I know because I am a great loser. 348 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,858 Remind me to get you some self-esteem for your birthday. 349 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,484 Which reminds me. 350 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,278 Close a case... 351 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,238 gotta celebrate. 352 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,200 We have... 353 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,538 ... chocolate milk. 354 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,713 To... 355 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,592 ... a hard day's work. 356 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,305 Smooth. 357 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,308 Here's to a great detective. 358 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,314 To... 359 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,483 people who work with shovels. 360 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,776 To men... 361 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,404 who work the land. 362 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,364 To women who work with their hands. 363 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,533 - Hear, hear. - There, there. 364 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,536 What do we got? 365 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,046 What's a Buster Tuckman? 366 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,340 Big wheel in law enforcement. 367 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,008 Wellman knows all those guys. 368 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,635 Even got his mistress's phone number down here. 369 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,011 Oh, yeah. 370 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,055 We put a lot of information on the cards. 371 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,389 Kids' names, birthdays. 372 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,100 Some pretty heavy connections here. 373 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,647 Wait a second. 374 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,731 Come here. 375 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:02,238 - Is this for real? - Oh, yeah. That's him. 376 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,824 What time do you think it is over there now? 377 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,787 Hey, how mad can he get? He's a man of the people, right? 378 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,457 Hello? 379 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,460 Hello, Your Holy-- Your Holyship? 380 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,463 This is David Addison. 381 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,466 Uh-huh. 382 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,218 How's it going, Your Holiness? 383 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,350 Okay, yeah, well, bless you too. 384 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:37,189 - You didn't tell me you had numbers like that in there. - I didn't? 385 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,025 Phil, I just spoke to the pope. That was the pope. 386 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,152 I just picked up the phone and dialed the pope. 387 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,946 The pope. Mr. Pope. The big kahuna! 388 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,197 I was just talking to the pope! 389 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,574 I know. 390 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,200 Wellman talks to the Vatican twice a week. 391 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,043 Is this bad? 392 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,337 Nah, this isn't bad. 393 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,715 He works for me, right? He works for all of us. 394 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,051 Hello? 395 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,053 Mr. President? 396 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:11,056 This is David Addison. 397 00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,183 How you doing? 398 00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:16,186 Uh, just wanted to call to, uh... 399 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,732 ... see how things are going. 400 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,109 See if, uh-- if you need any help. 401 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:23,569 What's that? 402 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:29,408 The ticklish man and the woman doctor. No, I haven't heard that one. 403 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:31,952 Uh-huh. 404 00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:34,204 Yeah. 405 00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:35,748 Mm-hmm. 406 00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,592 That's great! That is great! 407 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,427 Can I use that? 408 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:49,887 Excuse me? 409 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,766 Oh, sure, no, I understand about classified material. 410 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,352 Okay. Great. 411 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:59,063 Ron, keep up the good work. All right? 412 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,689 Speak to you soon, babe. Bye-bye. 413 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,318 Do you call these numbers all the time? 414 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,527 It's my job. 415 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,783 You have any idea what some of these numbers are worth? 416 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,493 I told you these were bigwigs. 417 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,370 Yeah, but you didn't say how big the wigs were. 418 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,789 I mean, we got-- we got everybody here. 419 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,040 Heads of state. 420 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,001 Captains of industry. 421 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,253 Pia Zadora. 422 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,425 You know, 423 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,761 Wellman's gonna be pretty grateful to get this Rolodex back, isn't he? 424 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,304 I should think so, yeah. 425 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,722 I mean, we're talking about 426 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:35,307 40 years of wheeling and dealing here, right? 427 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,934 That's pretty accurate. 428 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,268 I wanna tell you something, Phil. 429 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:43,232 Wellman is a very lucky man. He's lucky to have you working for him. 430 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:46,026 - And he's lucky because you got me working for you. - And why is that? 431 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,696 'Cause a lot of guys wouldn't be so nice. 432 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,280 They'd take these numbers and sell 'em. 433 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,699 Hold 'em for ransom. 434 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,075 Or use them for their own purposes. 435 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:54,535 I never thought of that. 436 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,371 Yes, sirree, Bob. Tomorrow morning, old Thornton Wellman 437 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:59,790 is gonna be one grateful old tycoon. 438 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,642 Cock-a-doodle-doo! 439 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,769 - Cock-a-doodle who? - Cock-a-doodle you. 440 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,855 Open up, let me in. I got good news. 441 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:27,776 - Say, "Congratulations." - Congratulations. 442 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,403 Say, "I can't believe you did it, David." 443 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:30,946 I can't believe you did it, David. 444 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,614 Say, "Take me, hold me, use me, abuse me." 445 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:36,618 I gave it a shot. Maddie, look at me. Do you know what I did tonight? 446 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:39,663 No, but whatever it was you should have showered first. 447 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:42,374 - You smell awful. - I put us on the map, baby. I put us on the map. 448 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,917 I solved a case for Thornton Wellman. 449 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:48,839 Thornton Wellman. The banker, the financier. 450 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,716 The pooh-bah of pooh-bahs. 451 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,301 Me, Mr. "No Connections" Addison. 452 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:53,761 That's very nice, David. 453 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,221 Very nice? Very nice? 454 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,682 Maddie, did you hear what I said? Thornton Wellman. 455 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:02,019 Do you know what that means? We're opening up a whole new can of caviar for us. 456 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,271 I'm plugged in now. The jet set, the beautiful people. 457 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,981 The people that eat with utensils. 458 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:09,026 Hell, an hour ago, I was on the phone with Ronald Reagan. 459 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,569 Cat told me a joke. 460 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,987 Something about a ticklish man with an itch 461 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,197 talking to a woman doctor. 462 00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:14,615 I sold the agency. 463 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,160 I took the deal. 464 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,496 It was a wonderful deal, David, and I took it. 465 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,915 I sold the agency. 466 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:24,958 The agency is sold. 467 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,338 I was gonna tell you in the morning. 468 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,968 Oh, hey, that's wonderful. 469 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,805 A wonderful deal's a wonderful deal. 470 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,892 - You happy? - Yes. 471 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:43,769 Great. Congratulations. 472 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,021 Thank you. 473 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:49,191 - I'm very happy for you. - Thank you. 474 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,904 I'll let myself out. 475 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,751 The final countdown for Fuzz Man has begun. 476 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:12,381 Blow his head off. 477 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:15,217 His boy Fly Man, get in here. 478 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,639 Tail parts. 479 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:28,647 Miss DiPesto was serious. 480 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:29,982 The drugs must be working. 481 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,400 You are leaving. 482 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,735 Sorry about not giving you two weeks' notice. 483 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,737 But, well, you're really not that 484 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,323 - short-handed around here, are ya? - Why are you leaving? 485 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:41,243 - Why are you leaving? - You have a perfectly good job here. 486 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:45,497 Yeah, well, I appreciate that, but, um... 487 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,042 - I'm starting my own agency. - Your own what? 488 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:52,212 Addison Investigations. 489 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,672 Sounds nice, doesn't it? 490 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,673 David. 491 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:57,634 You do what you gotta do. 492 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,052 I do what I gotta do. 493 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:04,182 Well, sorry to quit and run, 494 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:07,728 but I've got an important appointment with a client. 495 00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:09,605 - You do? - Yeah. 496 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,899 This Rolodex thing's really turned into a bonanza for me. 497 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:12,983 Really? 498 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:15,193 Really. 499 00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:21,491 I had a good time. 500 00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:23,368 Me too. 501 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,501 Mr. Krebbs, how do you do? 502 00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:33,712 I must say, I'm intrigued. 503 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:37,341 Why would Interpol ever get involved in, uh, petty office thievery? 504 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:40,761 Mr. Wellman, my name isn't Krebbs. And I don't work for Interpol. 505 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,554 I just couldn't wait the three weeks for the appointment. 506 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,765 - My name is David Addison. - What? 507 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,558 With Addison Investigations. 508 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:49,019 I'm looking for some backing, Mr. Wellman. I thought perhaps-- 509 00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:51,396 We have an entire department 510 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:54,942 who, uh, deals in, uh, venture capital. 511 00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:57,819 You're a very clever young man. 512 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:00,113 I'll have my secretary give you an application, 513 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:02,074 uh, on your way out. 514 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,290 Mr. Wellman. 515 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,085 I'm the man who found your Rolodex yesterday. 516 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,170 My Rolodex? 517 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:18,924 Now, look, I'm not looking for any ticker tape, Mr. Wellman, 518 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:23,095 but the fact remains, I found it and Lou LaSalle didn't. 519 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:26,306 Now, if I were paying a security firm 520 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,016 what I'm sure you're paying Lou LaSalle, 521 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:30,519 I'd be scratching my head wondering what for. 522 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:33,355 - I'm sorry, uh, Mr. uh... - Addison. 523 00:29:33,355 --> 00:29:35,190 You say you found my Rolodex. 524 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,943 Well, then why isn't my Rolodex here? 525 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:39,611 It isn't? 526 00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:42,531 - You seem surprised. - I am. 527 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:46,785 Give me the benefit of your expertise on this, would you, Mr. Addison? 528 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:51,957 I'm well-versed in contracts, treaties, uh, prospectuses. 529 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,167 I've never gotten an extortion note before. 530 00:29:57,337 --> 00:30:01,800 "Fifty thousand dollars cash or your Rolodex will be destroyed"? 531 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,843 I don't get it. 532 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:06,471 Who could have written such a note, Mr. Addison? 533 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,390 Well, I'm not sure. 534 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:09,975 But if you'd like to retain my services, 535 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,560 - I'm sure I could-- - Very amusing. 536 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,939 Considering, as you said... 537 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:19,067 you were in possession of my Rolodex only yesterday. 538 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:21,820 - Who told you it was missing? - I can't tell you that. 539 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:25,073 You wouldn't, uh, happen to know where Mr. Phil West is, would you? 540 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,076 Who's Phil West? 541 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:31,079 Mr. West hasn't called in sick in six years, 542 00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,707 and today, Mr. West called in sick. 543 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:36,585 And today this note appears. 544 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:40,005 I think you're jumping to a lot of conclusions here, Mr. Wellman. 545 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:42,424 - You do? - Now, I don't know 546 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:45,510 why your Rolodex vanished again. 547 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:49,222 And I don't know who or where Phil West is, but I-- 548 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:51,725 You just happened up here by coincidence. 549 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:54,770 - Well, I-- - You say, to, uh, sell me on your, uh, 550 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:57,272 pathetic little security agency. 551 00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,067 I say in a brazen attempt to make me 552 00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:02,694 pay twice for phone numbers that were mine to begin with. 553 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:06,490 - Now, hold on a second. - Did you really think that I would pay you to deliver 554 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:09,034 extortion money to your accomplice? 555 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:11,745 What kind of an idiot do you take me for? 556 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,288 You're way out of line here, Wellman. 557 00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:15,624 I'm going to do you a favor, Mr. Addison. 558 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:17,501 I'm going to take you up on your offer. 559 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,086 Yeah, I think you can help 560 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,588 with, uh, office security. 561 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:25,842 I know you can cut down on office theft. 562 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,012 I'm gonna have you thrown in jail. 563 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,183 Building security, this is Thornton Wellman. 564 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,727 I have an emergency. A burglar in my office. 565 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,230 Hold it right there, young man! 566 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,982 You're a fraud! I'll see you behind bars. 567 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,359 Stop that man! 568 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,784 - Right there! - Let's get him! 569 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:54,079 Hey, hold it! Where do you think you're going? 570 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,855 Hey! 571 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,607 Hey! 572 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,361 So anyway, 573 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,905 we're heading to the elevator to confront these people. 574 00:32:28,905 --> 00:32:33,285 And I'm going, "It's Laura," and he's going, "It's Paul." 575 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:34,870 "It's Laura." "It's Paul." 576 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,621 "It's Laura." 577 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:39,040 "Paul," "Laur-" 578 00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:45,505 Lou... 579 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:49,050 - Maddie, is something wrong? - Mr. LaSalle, Miss Hayes. 580 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:52,971 - Did you have a nice lunch? - Oh, yes. Very nice. Thank you. 581 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,806 - Where's Miss DiPesto? - DiPesto? 582 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,766 DiPesto. She used to sit there. Answered the phone. 583 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:59,352 Is kinda unique-looking. Always talked in rhymes? 584 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:03,106 Oh, yes, her. Uh, well, we had to make some adjustments. 585 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:06,026 Adjustments? Lou, you promised me no one would be fired. 586 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:11,740 And no one has been. It's just she's, uh, not front-desk material. 587 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:14,242 - What do you mean? Where is she? - At the central office. 588 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,870 - Don't worry. They'll find a place for her. - What about the others? 589 00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:19,497 - What others? - All the other people who were here this morning. 590 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,208 You're worried. 591 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,709 Maddie, there's nothing to worry about. 592 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:24,085 They're with our human resources people. 593 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,420 - Doing what? - Training. 594 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,297 - For what? - Success. 595 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,300 Relax, Maddie, will you? 596 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:33,637 We made an agreement, and I intend to live up to it, okay? 597 00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:36,223 Okay. 598 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:51,154 Lou, there's someone in my office. 599 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:53,740 - Oh, I didn't realize she'd get here so soon. - Who? Who'd get here so soon? 600 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:57,244 Our operations manager. It's important to have someone who understands the operation 601 00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,454 close by when you're opening a new office. 602 00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:02,916 What's the matter? 603 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:05,835 Well, if she's sitting in there, where do I sit? 604 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:10,257 If she's running the operation, what do I do? 605 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:12,050 - What did you used to do? - What do you mean? 606 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,469 Well, when money wasn't a concern in your life. 607 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,179 Before you had to get up early every morning 608 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,098 and come down here to make a buck, what did you do? 609 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,349 Well... 610 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,477 What did you do in the mornings? 611 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:25,647 I don't know. I guess I slept. 612 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,066 Okay. And then? 613 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:29,985 The afternoons? 614 00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:34,114 I'd go out, shop, or eat, or something. 615 00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:36,324 And at night? 616 00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:38,368 I'd, uh... 617 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:41,538 go out again, eat again, or something again. 618 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:45,625 Well, it's just my job to make money for you, Maddie. 619 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:46,835 Not to tell you how to spend it. 620 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:45,560 One more step and I'm a soprano. 621 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,187 Oh, David! 622 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,689 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 623 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:52,650 I just needed a place to be. 624 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,278 Figured the cops would look for me under your bed, but never on the stairs. 625 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:58,323 - The cops? What happened? - It's a long story. 626 00:35:58,323 --> 00:36:00,450 I thought you had a big appointment with an important client. 627 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,993 - Yeah. - Didn't everything go well? 628 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,536 Pretty good. Except the guy 629 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:05,538 didn't know whether to hire me or prosecute me. 630 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:06,623 Oh, David. 631 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:07,582 Yeah. 632 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,168 How'd things go at corporate headquarters? 633 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:13,296 Fine, I guess. 634 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:15,715 I don't know. 635 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,971 They haven't figured out where they want the figurehead to sit. 636 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,724 Or "if" they want the figurehead to sit. 637 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:29,646 We're quite a pair, aren't we? 638 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,610 - I think I made a mistake, David. - I think I made a big mistake. 639 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,113 - I've never understood how-- - How do we do-- 640 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:43,118 Oh. 641 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,790 This really wasn't smart for me to come here. 642 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,458 I really ought to be getting going. 643 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,294 Hire me. 644 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,759 I want to work for you, David. 645 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:01,052 I want to help. 646 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,720 Why would you want to do that? 647 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,597 You did it for me. 648 00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,724 It's my turn. Let me help. 649 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,476 Let me get you started. 650 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,395 Let me work with you to clear up the Wellman thing. 651 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,647 Well, why? Why would you want to do that? 652 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:15,692 'Cause I see what you don't! 'Cause I see what you can't! 653 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,944 That you've only begun to hit your stride. That the best is yet to come. 654 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:19,863 - That-- that-- that-- - You're hired. 655 00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:22,699 - I am? - Yeah, you are. 656 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,327 I'll meet you by that couch first thing in the morning. 657 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,371 First thing. 658 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,669 Maddie. 659 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,465 Thanks. 660 00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:56,649 You sure he's gonna be here? - No. 661 00:37:57,859 --> 00:38:00,278 But this is where the ransom note said to drop the money. 662 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,946 Figure he's bound to show up sometime. 663 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:05,158 Terrific. Great. The definite maybe. 664 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,118 - You having second thoughts? - About what? 665 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,078 - About the new position. - What new position? 666 00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:12,457 Me on top. Feel as good to you as it does to me? 667 00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:15,502 What are you thinking of? I am talking about me boss, 668 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:17,378 you employee. That new position. 669 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:19,881 It's too early to tell. The help-wanted ad 670 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:23,218 said something about lots of travel, exotic locales. 671 00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:27,013 Think this is what they meant? 672 00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:28,348 Who's that? 673 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:33,102 - Mr. Addison. - Does the kid know what's what or what? 674 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:35,688 Whoa. 675 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:37,941 Maybe you should stay back there. 676 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:39,651 Nice to see you too. 677 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:43,738 Sorry, but I didn't realize you're not alone. 678 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:46,950 Her? You mean her? She works for me. 679 00:38:46,950 --> 00:38:48,451 With me. 680 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,703 - Next to me. - We work together. 681 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:54,207 Is she your boss? Is she the one you called "ungrateful"? 682 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,042 - No. - Yes. 683 00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:59,087 A lot has happened since I said those things, Phil. 684 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:00,672 Yeah, well... 685 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,423 a lot has happened, period. 686 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:05,260 Mr. Addison, there's something you should know. 687 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,804 I know. I just don't know why. 688 00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:09,639 Why? 689 00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:10,765 You want to know why? 690 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,018 Why not? 691 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:15,979 I went to work yesterday morning. 692 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:20,108 Spring in my step, song in my heart, the Rolodex in my coat. 693 00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:21,734 I figured with any luck, 694 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:23,570 Wellman wouldn't have even noticed the absence. 695 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:25,321 Its or mine. 696 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:27,365 Then I rounded the corner to his office. 697 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,784 There they were, 30 of them. 698 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,161 All lined up to interview for my job. 699 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:33,788 Oh, my goodness. 700 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:36,583 I felt like such a jackass. 701 00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:41,087 Me, his loyal twit, making myself sick over this thing. 702 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:45,675 Shoveling through garbage to find his phone numbers, and what's he doing? 703 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:47,760 He's looking for my replacement. 704 00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:49,888 Then I thought of something you said. 705 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:53,099 You said that a lot of guys who came across 706 00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:55,560 numbers like these wouldn't be so nice. 707 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,104 They'd sell them or hold them for ransom. 708 00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:00,440 - You said that? - I said that? 709 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,483 You sure did. And you were right. 710 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,069 A lot of guys wouldn't have been so nice. 711 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:09,115 Nobody would have been that nice. Nobody but me, until now. 712 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:12,118 I saw that line outside Wellman's office. That was it. 713 00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:15,246 I got smart. And I got devious. 714 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,123 I think you just got devious. 715 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:18,958 What's that supposed to mean? 716 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:22,211 Wellman's already got you pegged as his numbers-napper. 717 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:25,173 All right. 718 00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:28,593 Okay. I can live with that. 719 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:31,012 As long as they don't catch me. And they won't. 720 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:32,847 How can you be so sure? 721 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,391 I'm not stupid. I got a plan. 722 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:39,854 This isn't just "drop the money, get the cards." Oh, no, sirree. 723 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:41,898 I got my hostages all over town. 724 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:43,232 Hostages? 725 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:45,276 Yeah. I separated them. 726 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,070 The P's in one place, the Q's in another. 727 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,821 I spread 'em all out. 728 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:50,698 I got the M's with me. 729 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,999 Anybody tries anything, 730 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:01,084 I'll torch 'em. 731 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:06,547 Phil, I know we don't know each other... 732 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:09,926 ... but you don't look like an extortionist to me. 733 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:13,429 You just look like a nice man 734 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:16,599 who's a little distraught and ought to take a minute to cool down. 735 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,685 She's right, Phil. Come with us. 736 00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:21,312 We'll tell Wellman we rescued you and the cards 737 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:24,440 from the extortionist who sent that note. Not only will you get your job back, 738 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,485 but you'll look like a hero. And we won't look bad either. 739 00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:29,696 - What are you saying? - Come on, Phil. Get smart. 740 00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:32,740 - Give me the M's, what do you say? - Uh, I don't know. 741 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:37,453 Give me one. Just one. Who you got there? Who's on top? Ed Meese? I'll take Ed. 742 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:43,000 Don't want to turn in a government man, huh? I understand. 743 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,753 Give me Madonna. Nobody is gonna want her number next year anyway. 744 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,881 Well, what if you're wrong? What if he doesn't believe us? 745 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:50,591 What if he won't give me my job back? 746 00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:53,302 Who cares if he won't give you your old job back? 747 00:41:56,222 --> 00:42:00,018 If Wellman won't hire you back, I will. 748 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:03,771 I mean, we will. I mean, he will. Won't he? 749 00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:05,606 Would he? 750 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,067 Well... 751 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:10,820 Wow. 752 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:13,531 This is a big day for Addison Investigations. 753 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,867 We're about to walk into Thornton Wellman's office, 754 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:19,245 hand him his pride and joy, watch him take out his checkbook... 755 00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:21,456 - and wait for the business to pour in. - Pour in, huh? 756 00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:23,666 - That would be different. - Count on it. 757 00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,544 A man like Wellman is the magnet that attracts more steel. 758 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,254 The honey that attracts more bees. 759 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:30,214 The carcass that attracts the vulture. 760 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:32,383 - I've always wanted a carcass. - Why? 761 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,677 I can feel it in my bones, Maddie. 762 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:37,180 This is the beginning of a whole new day dawning. Everywhere you look, 763 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,765 you're gonna see happy detectives detecting. 764 00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:40,183 Inquisitive flatfoots flatfooting. 765 00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:41,601 Private dicks dick-- 766 00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:51,194 That's all right. Drink that second cup of coffee. Your jobs are secure. 767 00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:55,072 Addison and Associates have got the goods. Hey. 768 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:57,283 - Phil, what do you think I should charge? - Charge? 769 00:42:57,283 --> 00:42:59,786 What do you think? 10,000, 20,000, ask for stocks? 770 00:42:59,786 --> 00:43:02,371 Mr. Wellman has been a client of mine for, oh, uh... 771 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:03,915 10 years now. 772 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,125 And I can tell you from my experience, 773 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:09,420 he prefers to work on a retainer basis. 774 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,799 Evens out cash flow, provides simplified accounting methods 775 00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:16,260 for both the client and the agency. 776 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:19,347 Retainer. That's the way to go. 777 00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:23,684 Hello, Maddie. I see you've found something to do with your free time. 778 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:24,852 Hello, Lou. 779 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:28,898 Hello, Mr. West. Nice to meet you, finally. 780 00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:31,025 I certainly hope Mr. Wellman isn't too upset 781 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:33,486 when he finds out you're the cause of all this. 782 00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:35,822 - The cause of all what? - Now, you see, Lou... 783 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:38,574 that's the problem with a big agency like yours. 784 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:40,451 The information keeps getting confused as it's passed 785 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,411 from operative to operative. 786 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,996 The fact of the matter is, 787 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:46,165 old Phil here was not the cause of all this. 788 00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:47,166 He was the solution. 789 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,002 Why, when Addison and Associates 790 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:52,588 went in and staged their big rescue attempt, you know what they found? 791 00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:56,175 Poor, pathetic Phil here, pistol to his head, 792 00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,469 ready to lay down his life for his employer. 793 00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:01,514 That's quite a story. 794 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:05,643 Uh, might I ask what happened to his captors? 795 00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:09,605 Had to make a choice, Lou. 796 00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:12,150 I mean, I'm standing there with a grenade in my hand, 797 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:14,569 trying to decide... save the victim 798 00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,779 or annihilate the criminals? 799 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:19,365 I'll tell you, I don't know if I did the right thing or not. 800 00:44:21,242 --> 00:44:22,410 But, hey... 801 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:26,080 that's why they sell crayons in boxes of 64, you know. 802 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,584 I have a proposition I'd like you to consider. 803 00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:31,794 Well, I'd like to take you on, Lou, but... 804 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:34,005 well, we've got the Wellman account now. 805 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:37,425 and I'm not even sure if we can service the clients we still have. 806 00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:38,885 Sorry. 807 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:41,429 But I will refer you to an agency. 808 00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:44,390 Why don't you turn Phil and the, uh, Rolodex over to me? 809 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:45,641 Why would we do that? 810 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,603 Well, for starters, I can guarantee him his job back. 811 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:49,770 Maybe even get him a promotion. 812 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:53,858 A small thank-you for his part in the, uh, rescue. 813 00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:57,486 Phil is already assured of a job. 814 00:44:57,486 --> 00:44:59,989 A job means nothing behind bars. 815 00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:02,158 I can make sure no criminal charges are filed. 816 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:04,410 I'll take my chances with them. 817 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:08,289 What if I give you back your agency? Release you from the agreement? 818 00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:09,707 Gives you back the whole thing? 819 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,751 Every employee, every desk blotter, 820 00:45:11,751 --> 00:45:13,127 every paper clip. 821 00:45:13,586 --> 00:45:14,712 What do you say, Maddie? 822 00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:21,510 How about this, David? We've really got this guy worried. 823 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:23,804 He honestly thinks we're gonna steal his account. 824 00:45:23,804 --> 00:45:25,514 What do you say, Maddie? 825 00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:28,726 There's nothing to say, Lou. 826 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,561 Your agency... 827 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,230 the one you've been moping about ever since you sold it, 828 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,230 wouldn't you like to get it back? 829 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,817 Sounds like a pretty damn good deal to me. 830 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:39,236 I could care less for that agency. 831 00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:41,113 Bull, Maddie. You want it back. 832 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:43,157 You want it back so bad you can taste it. 833 00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:44,700 Now, what do you say, Maddie? 834 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,661 She doesn't say anything, Louie. 835 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:49,163 I'm the boss. 836 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,667 I call the shots. 837 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:56,087 Give him the Rolodex, Phil. 838 00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:01,884 David, I said I wanted to work for you and I meant it. 839 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:04,136 - I said I wanted to help you, and I do. - Give him the Rolodex, Phil. 840 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:05,388 But do you know what you're doing? 841 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,266 I know. 842 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:10,518 I'm getting back Miss DiPesto 843 00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:11,727 and an empty waiting room 844 00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:14,188 and a worthless client list 845 00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:15,898 and my second-class status. 846 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:17,149 I know. 847 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:19,360 And that's okay with you? 848 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,820 Well... 849 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,655 you know what Doris Day says. 850 00:46:22,655 --> 00:46:23,864 Que sera, sera. 851 00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:29,453 You sure you're doing the right thing, Mr. Addison? 852 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:32,331 How often does a guy get a chance to be his own boss? 853 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:34,417 Do me a favor, Phil. 854 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,294 Make him double your salary. 855 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:39,630 Make him give you a key to the executive john. 856 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,841 Tell him you want to park in the building. 857 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:43,134 You hear me? 858 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:46,429 You cave in on any of that stuff, 859 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:48,097 I'm coming back to get you. 860 00:46:57,398 --> 00:47:00,234 Pardon the interruption, Mr. Wellman, but, uh, good news. 861 00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:02,278 We found it. We found the Rolodex. 862 00:47:02,278 --> 00:47:04,947 We also found a hero. Right, Phil? 863 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,371 Back in the cave, Fly Man. 864 00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:15,541 Hey, boss. 865 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,044 Hey, boss. 866 00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:19,295 A man just came by 867 00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:20,755 and delivered this for you. 868 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:25,259 Oh. 869 00:47:26,469 --> 00:47:28,262 You are tough to shop for. 870 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:29,847 Old business cards. 871 00:47:30,473 --> 00:47:32,850 - Not gonna need them now. - Nice. 872 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,603 You like that? It's kind of unique, left to right. 873 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:37,480 Offices in Rome? 874 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,442 Rome, New York. Uh, home of the Rome apple. 875 00:47:41,442 --> 00:47:42,902 Used to spend summers there as a kid. 876 00:47:44,070 --> 00:47:45,988 Old company. 877 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:47,740 Gone out of business. 878 00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:49,658 Got swallowed by a bigger... 879 00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:51,869 better agency. 880 00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:54,205 Friendly takeover? 881 00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:55,081 No doubt about it. 882 00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,544 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Where are you going with that? 883 00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:02,755 Thought I'd hold onto it for a while. 884 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:03,964 Why do you wanna do that? 885 00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,841 A lady gets in trouble, it's nice to know 886 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,593 she has somebody to call. 887 00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:38,624 ♪ Some walk by night ♪ 888 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:42,920 ♪ Some by day ♪ 889 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:47,466 ♪ Something is sweeter ♪ 890 00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:52,096 ♪ 'Cause we met on the way ♪ 891 00:48:52,096 --> 00:49:02,106 ♪ 'Cause we met on the way ♪